. . . I don't need to look for gifts, no need to search

Just punch up the awarestore and click on Add To Cart

And everyone gets good stuff from the Tiftmas Mart

What could be more thoughtful than a t-shirt that says Tift?

I think a DVD will make a perfect gift

I've got a box to open, gonna check 'em off my list

I'm happy that my merch is here and I think you get the gist